Polydent Failure Causes Trump Re-Election Loss
On Wednesday, the former president sued the Polydent corporation for its role in his re-election loss. The lawsuit claims that Trump voters were not able to properly articulate their intended votes in early polls due to failed denture glue, Polydent. One voter, Jimmy, went on record saying “Weh, I wen o thpeak bu no worm came ou”. When asked about todays lawsuit, Trump’s attorney Rudy Guilianni said, “I am not at liberty to comment in this state.”