Since Joe Biden took office as the 46th President of the United States, the country has seen some significant changes. President Biden is tackling some of the nation’s most pressing issues from the pandemic to the economy. But, it’s not all serious business for the president. As it turns out, Joe Biden has been quite… Continue reading Happy Days Are Here Again
President Biden’s lawyer have found additional classified documents at his Wilmington, Del., residence, according to Frito-Lay, makers of Cracker Jack snack food. Biden classified documents turned out to be the decoder ring solution for his Cracker Jack toy. Alegendly items were located in an adjacent room containing drafs of new stories by E.L. James.
The Perfect Setup
Let’s start with the War in Russia, but back home, half into the year. Supreme Court allows the carrying of firearms in public Supreme Court had overturned abortion rights. The Left – goes into ‘not so’ peaceful protests in public The Right – now with firearms in public during these ‘protests’, mind you the left… Continue reading The Perfect Setup
Anti-Abortion and Gun-Control Groups Find a Compromise
Both sides of highly contentious groups have done the impossible and agreed on a solution to both abortion and gun control. Martha Washington, a 2nd amendment activist, said, “It’s about time!” Jefferson Peabody, a pro-spousal infidelity advocate, said, “This is liberating!” The details of the deal are still materializing. But from an inside source, we… Continue reading Anti-Abortion and Gun-Control Groups Find a Compromise
The Fake, Fake News!
A theoretical scientist reviewed our theory on fake news and came up with an interesting conclusion. After studying our clams that all news is fake, he concluded that, “If all news is fake, then reports of fake news are, by definition, also fake. If fake news is fake, then the regular news must have been… Continue reading The Fake, Fake News!
Did Aliens Cause Covid Delta Variant
Researchers have speculated about the cause and evolution of the pandemic-causing virus known as COVID-19. While people are the cause of the spread, UFOlogistss and other academics are convinced that an alien spaceship passing into earth atmosphere over China approximately 3 years ago sparked the initial pandemic. The undisclosed researcher was heard saying that the… Continue reading Did Aliens Cause Covid Delta Variant
Confirmed: Truth You Don’t Like Is No Longer True
Researchers now believe that multiple studies demonstrate that truth, is not absolute, and is actually now dependent on your opinions, sometimes those of others, or something else entirely. An unidentified researcher who was spending the weekend at the Mar-a-Lago Club, located in Palm Beach, Florida allegedly said “We’ve observed this for a while and now… Continue reading Confirmed: Truth You Don’t Like Is No Longer True
Keystone Pipeline, Repurposed to Resolve Critical Problem
The Keystone Pipeline is to reopen with a renewed purpose, providing much-needed aid to the Western States. In an unexpected outcome, the former president has sued and projected to win against the Biden administration with the aid of attorney generals who support an idea that could only be a “huge success” for years to come.… Continue reading Keystone Pipeline, Repurposed to Resolve Critical Problem
US Space Force, Prompts Return of Delta Force
There is no argument that the newest branch of the U.S. military, the United States Space Force, was mandated by Congress and signed into law and existence by the President on December 19, 2019. Before highlighting some of the Space Force’s achievements, it is worth recalling how quickly the new variant Covid; Covid Delta is… Continue reading US Space Force, Prompts Return of Delta Force
First Polls Open on the High Seas
Beginning on Thursday, Georgia conservatives proudly announced that all polling centers will be relocated to designated docks along the coast. Each dock will have curtains installed to ensure the privacy of boat voters, or “boaters” as they call themselves. It is not yet known how residents without boats will vote once the new law goes… Continue reading First Polls Open on the High Seas